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                          hi my name is nathan larson

I'm a FILM COMPOSER I'm a PRODUCER I'm a MUSICIAN I’m a CRIMINAL

I create art made-to-order, plus I write music that has no context except that it exists in time. I live in New York City and in Sweden therefore I travel a lot and am a member in good standing of a number of frequent-flyer programs.

DIG MY NEW ROCK BAND . We’re hot and loud and we’re called HOT ONE, learn more here: www.hot-one.org

Plus my FILMMUSIK record is out at long last!!!! The critics don’t think it sucks at all.

So Buy it

Buy other things: Films + Records

Download my ass, I don’t care!!

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REGARDING YOUR ENCOUNTER WITH NATHAN LARSON

Useful pointers, from an interview with CAT FANCY dated May 1998:

“When meeting me, make no sudden movements. Do not get behind me. If we are having a meal in a public place, you will allow me the corner seat, facing the door, with my back to the wall.”

FURTHER DETAILS:

(transcription from beta videotape, september 10th 2001. Sections from wiretap recordings dated August 2005, made at the Four Seasons in Kuala Lumpur. The male voice is assumed to be Nathan Larson though lab results are inconclusive. Second male is unidentified.)

....I’m a Virgo. I’m married. My wife’s a Virgo. Our house is very clean. I’m about 5 foot 9. I wear contact lenses. Frequent neck pain. I weigh approx. 160 lbs, give or take. I’m told that’s about average for my height, so that’s OK.   I enjoy: the female voice, truffle oil. I tend not to enjoy the suffering of others though it depends on the situation.  Uh...phobias: unplanned space travel, unexpected visits from the dead. I mentioned sudden movements, especially when made by girls.

                    i used to play very very loud guitar for a band called Shudder to Think. Say what you will but we rocked, though in ‘99 I took a step back from band-life and decided to have a whack at doing my own thing , which includes lots of music for films as mentioned and very occasionally writing “songs” or working with other artists who interest me.

This year I’ve got a new band now called HOT ONE. We are of the now and we are rocking as you read this even in sleep.

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4 Seasons Malaysia, transcript:

(unintelligible) was always better than yours, in every respect.

2nd male voice: yeah, well, that’s.....

male voice: I did a couple records that I’ve done on my own, check them out willya

i’ve hit a wall with this

(shuffling of papers)

this is retarded dictating stuff , i feel like a goddamn disc jockey. Am I even making sense?

(unintelligible)

Ok well then you do it, I don’t care.

these windows don’t even open, how the fuck did that wasp or whatever it is get in here? It’s huge, look at it

i’m calling up for something, i’m kinda starving , you want something

2nd male: Yeah but something clean , nothing too fatty, i feel bloated

male: that’s just from the plane.

2nd male: naw it’s cos, it’s the heat

male: ok probably both

2nd male: like a salad? and like a girly kind of drink

male: yeah but don’t eat raw greens over here, anything that’s been washed off and uncooked , that’s like a surefire......fuck i got some bad Indian once, you know that reconstituted butter they use

(pause)

Yes, hello could we get a couple of......tofu-dogs? Yeah. And....anything else? No that’s it. Actually can you do like a “wine spritzer”? Like when you take white wine and.....sure that’s fine, thanks. No just one. But no ice. No that’s fine. 20 minutes, fine thanks

(receiver is replaced)

they didn’t have any ice

alright back to it

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                                            I want to thank all the good people who have attempted to communicate with me to date.

                   I’m seeking vast abandoned underground areas where I might build something extremely small.  I’m seeking like-minded kids to join me on very very long walks through “ghetto”-like areas of medium-large american cities. I would like to make fake snuff movies, build a 10-1 scale replica of the good ship MAYFLOWER out of hypodermic needles, and enjoy vegan BBQin'. 

                   I can be contacted here, and if my shareholders say it’s           ok I will respond in kind.                                  

PLEASE INVESTIGATE THESE PAGES.                                                          

            Thanks for your interest and have a lovely day!                                     my best,  nathan



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